Good quotes from US News? Indeed!

Newsweek is the unquestionable master at providing clever quips from the week before, with topics typically ranging from politics to pop culture. By contrast, US News & World Report can barely compete.

In the Nov. 1 issue, however, US News kicked it up a notch. Here are their quotes — all good!

“If Barbara gets her hands on John Kerry, he might get another Purple Heart.” — Former President George Bush, telling an audience that his wife is angry about Kerry’s attacks on her son, the president

“He is brain dead.” — Sen. Joe Biden, a Kerry backer, on President Bush

“Well, there was no sex for 14 days.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger, California governor, on how his wife, Maria Shriver, a member of the Kennedy clan, reacted to his speech at the Republican National Convention

“I don’t know that she’s ever had a real job — I mean, since she’s been grown up.” — Teresa Heinz Kerry, in comments about first lady Laura Bush, for which she later apologized

“I’m too lazy.” — Sen. John Kerry, joking about why he didn’t carry the goose he killed during an Ohio hunt

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