You know, whenever I think to myself, “Self, I wonder if I’m clingy and just don’t realize it?” … well, I need to return to this moment.
Just now, I got an impatient e-mail from someone who wrote me 13 hours ago — around 9:30 p.m. on a Saturday, mind you — and is now apparently fed up by my lack of response. The e-mail said, and I quote:
You start off by saying that you want an honest guy. Then I send you an email and now I don’t get a response. What gives? I wish you the best of luck. Hopefully the right guy that comes along with fufill all your “demands”. As of right now your going on block so don’t bother contacting me anymore. I did nothing wrong to deserve you blowing me off like this.
This is a joke, right? Where’s Ashton?
Ah, well. It wouldn’t have worked out anyway. He apparently doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re, and that’s damn near grounds for dismissal alone.
I don’t think I’m all that demanding. And what’s up with the quote marks around “demands”? (To say nothing of the misplaced period, which should be inside the quotes… but now I’m just being petty. Clearly.)
Tant pis!